Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
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Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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