i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
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i need to put some appletini on your dick
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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