And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
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Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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