Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
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God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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