sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
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you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
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