Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
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it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
its liver damage thursday
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