I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
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Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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