If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
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What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
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Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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