i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
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Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
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Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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