i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
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walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
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I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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