have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
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In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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