the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
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It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
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First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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