PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
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I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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