I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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