either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
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I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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