I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
i think im in europe. pls send help
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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