How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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