there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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