at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
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So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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