I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
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I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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