I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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