I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
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I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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