How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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