guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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