Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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