Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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