you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
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You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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