Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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