Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
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After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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