Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
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Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
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