Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
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However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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