remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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