I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
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We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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