just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
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