I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
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Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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