is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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