im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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