i would punch a child for taco bell
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
the liver wants what the liver wants
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
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