Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
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Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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