Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
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Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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