i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
That accounts for only three of the penises
I think my nap took me to another dimension
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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