My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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