are you so shy because you have an std?
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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