Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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