chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
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I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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