I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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