how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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