'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
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my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
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Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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