So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
We were destined to go to rehab together
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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