I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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